Marceline, I can feel myself slipping away. I can’t remember what it made me say, but I remember that I saw you frown. I swear it wasn’t me, it was the crown. 

nobody ever accused me of being dumb

hazzabarratt:

unicornsaremegaawesome:

first-player:

Chinese Bootleg’s Subtitles For ‘The Avengers’ May Be Better Than The Movie Itself

bare ass green big man

I can see where they’re getting “Rocky” from.  I think “Rokki” would have been a more accurate spelling, however.

nepetaquest:

theatrhythm:

dreams do come true

EVERYONE SHOUDL LOKK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THERE’YBEYING REALLY PLAYFUL AND IOGNMYGOD???!?!!

dxb13:

“Marcy, warn me when you’re hungry next time, please.”

Jesus Christ, I ship it

whatsortoffuckeryisthis:

This is Perf. Absolutely Perf.

wilwheaton:

(via xkcd: Ten Thousand)